Sta.sh
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A machete with a black leather sheath~
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six AA-Fifteens--Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven iron crowbars, six AA-Fifteens--Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight hand grenades, seven iron crowbars, six AA-Fifteens--Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine flaming molotoves, eight hand grenades, seven iron crowbars, six AA-Fifteens--Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Ten sharp katanas, nine flaming molotoves, eight hand grenades, seven iron crowbars, six AA-Fifteens--Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eleven shaolin spades, ten sharp katanas, nine flaming molotoves, eight hand grenades, seven iron crowbars, six AA-Fifteens--Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatchets, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve Remington shotguns, eleven shaolin spades, ten sharp katanas, nine flaming molotoves, eight hand grenades, seven iron crowbars, six AA-Fifteens--Five M-Sixteens~!
Four brass knuckles, three large meat cleavers, two metal hatches, and a machete with a black leather sheath~
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